When I take a long time to finish, I am slow
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I dont do it, i am lazy,
when he doesnt do it, he is busy
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart
When my boss does thee same, he takes an initiative
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating
When I make a mistake, you are an idiot
When he makes a mistake, he is only human
When I am out of office, I am wandering around
When he is out of office, he is on business
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, its because he overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
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