Main Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu

Paachvi kaksha ki ek class mein master ne bachcho se poocha
"Bato kya banoge, kaise karoge apne maa baap ka naam ucha?"

Kisine IAS, kisene PCS, kisine kaha achcha  aadmi banana chahata hu
Tabhi peeche ki seat se uthkar ek bachche ne kaha
"Sir,  Main Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu "

Aise jawaab ki khwaab mein bhi nahi ki thi kalpana
Par teacher ko laga shayad ho ye ladke ka bachpana
Samjhaya ki beta tune galti ki hai CAREER ko chunane mein
Ye toh bata kya problem hai tuzhe aur kuch banane mein

Ladka bola "SIR, JOB mein abhi kahaan itna paisa milta hai?
Aur BUSINESS karna mujhe lakta bewkoofpana hai
NETA fas jate hai aksar STING OPERATION kay janjal mein
KHEL mein jahar bhar diya hai MATCH FIXING ke BAWAL ne
Par film industry mein profit ki line hamesha upar chadti hai
badiya kaam se PRICE VALUE toh bure se POPULARITY badti hai
Aur is bat ko khud bade sameekshak mane hai
MMS clip se jyada biktey IMRAAN ke film ke gaane hai
Isliye toh SIR
MAin Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu"

Hmmm!!! Aaj kal kay ladkay jaane padte hai kis kitaab se
Teacher ka sir bhi chakra gaya ladke ke is jawaab se

Teacher ne phir se poocha,
"Usme aise kya baat samai hai??
Ye toh bataa Abhishek Bachchan banane mein kya burayi hai?"

"Sirf do filmo se itna naam nahi kamaya Abhishek ke baap ne
MURDER kiya phir bhi ladkiya kehti hai 'AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE'
Mallika, tanushri udita nipti pichle filmo ki sign mein
Sunane mein aaya hai ki shamita, vidya bhi hai line mein
Main bhi aise tasty chocholate ka swaad chakna chahata hu
Isliye toh SIR
Main Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu"


Ab mastar sahab ka ghussa pahocha saatve aasman  par
Bole siva ladkiya ghumane ke kya kiya imraan ne

"Sir ladkiyon ke peeche ghumana koi aasan kaam nahi
Varna baday POWERFUL logo ka hota ye anjaam nahi
Kya nahi jaante aap AMERICA ke PURV-RASHTRAPATI ko
kaise prapt huay, MONICA ka chakkar mein, Veergati ko
BADAL gaya captain desh ka, SAURAV NAGMA ke chakkar mein
CRICKET khelna bhul gaya woh naye khel ke chakkar main
Meri itni baaton ka matlab bilkul seedha hai
kaabiliyat mein IMRAAN HASHMI, bill clinton ka bhi baap hai
MAIN bhi ek demanded aur kabil aadmi banana chhata hu
Isliye toh SIR
Main Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu"