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Welcome to the world or shorts and slang,
where nothing is subtle, everything is BANG!

LOLs for Laughter and :( for sad,
SORRYs have been replaced by 'my bad',
LMAO and ROFL have taken over chats
and WTF and STFU users are no longer brats.

:) :D ;) and :P are the latest trends,
and ASL is necessary to be friends.
U'v gotta get used 2 dis next-gen lang,
4 da world is now addicted to this slang.

The Pain was my Gain

I was too happy to be ambitious

Dint know the purpose of my life

Unknowingly you gave me a reason to achieve

You are the one who had sown the seed

Today i want to win the world

and want to shine like a pearl

I did curse you sometimes

The medicine is not sweet

but recovers us fine

you were bitter as it

But showed me the direction that fits

Everything happens for a reason

is what people say

Now i realise all is not play

God has planned everything

which may not seem right on the Earth's wing

but there is logic to every swing

whatever pain i have received

I have kept it safe in my heart

to keep releasing time to time 

when the weekening of the will would start

Where we fall short

Eventhough life is cruel
somtimes,
you have to endure,
what you cant bear;

while a sympathetic pet,
would claim you are a hero,
both of us know, he he,
you fared as a zero;

it is amazing how we
get through the day;
writing and doing things,
that matter or dont count;

at the end of the day,
what you seriously contemplate,
is another issue,
that consumes the night;

going to endless cycles,
what repeats is life;
so you go one after the other,
icons of pleasure and comfort;

so eventhough we achieve,
something to tell;
the haters say we are
always going to hell;

what achieved, what wasted,
what sung whatever, what tasted...

all goes down the drain,
pain after pain after pain...

count your blessings,
not your lot;
for for them,
many a man have fought...

The Broken Heart

Even today when i listen to those songs
it brings in old memories along
Those meetings those calls
were they false or had any meaning at all?

Still i try to find out why i said "yes'?
but the answer to this i never get
But 1 thing is sure
that there is something more

There are various questions which are unanswered
there are various feeling which are still unexpressed
There is deep sorrow which cant be addressred

Was it real or a prank?
Thinking this my heart sank
but as the time passes by
my hurt heart wants to fly

Leaving the mystery unsolved
i try to live as happy as all

Pappu can't dance saala!!

It has been quite heart rendering to see so much news across tabloids about how a rich, spoilt kid runsover / shoots while he is weaponed with either his dad's car/gun...and ofcourse, he is not without the fatal combination of dope...we are talking about the numerous pappu's and their female counterparts...who have been taught that 'sabse bada rupaiya'...

They are indeed out to conquer the world, backed by their egos, free-spiritedness...they try so hard to be the best amongst their brethren...will they ever realise that life is probably a tad bit more than just impressing your senoritas and ofcourse the other bunties and babbloos who tag along with you...

The most astounding of all the stories that caught my eye over the last 2 weeks was that of a young teenager who managed to get through as an airhostess and wanted to throw a party at a 5-star hotel, her father did not consent for the same (maybe due to lack of funds) and the next best thing that the lady did was to hang herself from the ceiling...what the heck??

Wassup with you guys...are you nuts or what?? what kinda friends are you hanging around with?? Beats me...Parenting has become a very tough task...but at some stage they are the ones to be reprimanded, for they need to inculcate values and principles in their kids...I remember 'Jug Suraiya' famous columnist/cartoonist mentioning that all parents should obtain parenting license, funny but apt and true, given that I have seen how young / busy parents are always on a guilt trip...my colleague goes, "Kya karega bechara, he does not have anybody through the day, mein usko sab kuch dila deti hun...jo bhi mangta hai...afterall, kahin pe toh compromise karna padega na..."

Compromise?! duh...uh...I am not sure if lollypop could compromise for quality time with parents...nor would a licensed gun...??

I think it takes a mature mind to sort out priorities, adults should set an example by stepping aside from the 'rat-race'...it's high time Pappu got his due...of adulation and affection...of values and quality time...

And then Pappu will not only dance, but will also rock the world...wot say?

Me and My Boss

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I dont do it, i am lazy,
when he doesnt do it, he is busy

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart
When my boss does thee same, he takes an initiative

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating

When I make a mistake, you are an idiot
When he makes a mistake, he is only human

When I am out of office, I am wandering around
When he is out of office, he is on business

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, its because he overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Main Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu

Paachvi kaksha ki ek class mein master ne bachcho se poocha
"Bato kya banoge, kaise karoge apne maa baap ka naam ucha?"

Kisine IAS, kisene PCS, kisine kaha achcha  aadmi banana chahata hu
Tabhi peeche ki seat se uthkar ek bachche ne kaha
"Sir,  Main Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu "

Aise jawaab ki khwaab mein bhi nahi ki thi kalpana
Par teacher ko laga shayad ho ye ladke ka bachpana
Samjhaya ki beta tune galti ki hai CAREER ko chunane mein
Ye toh bata kya problem hai tuzhe aur kuch banane mein

Ladka bola "SIR, JOB mein abhi kahaan itna paisa milta hai?
Aur BUSINESS karna mujhe lakta bewkoofpana hai
NETA fas jate hai aksar STING OPERATION kay janjal mein
KHEL mein jahar bhar diya hai MATCH FIXING ke BAWAL ne
Par film industry mein profit ki line hamesha upar chadti hai
badiya kaam se PRICE VALUE toh bure se POPULARITY badti hai
Aur is bat ko khud bade sameekshak mane hai
MMS clip se jyada biktey IMRAAN ke film ke gaane hai
Isliye toh SIR
MAin Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu"

Hmmm!!! Aaj kal kay ladkay jaane padte hai kis kitaab se
Teacher ka sir bhi chakra gaya ladke ke is jawaab se

Teacher ne phir se poocha,
"Usme aise kya baat samai hai??
Ye toh bataa Abhishek Bachchan banane mein kya burayi hai?"

"Sirf do filmo se itna naam nahi kamaya Abhishek ke baap ne
MURDER kiya phir bhi ladkiya kehti hai 'AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE'
Mallika, tanushri udita nipti pichle filmo ki sign mein
Sunane mein aaya hai ki shamita, vidya bhi hai line mein
Main bhi aise tasty chocholate ka swaad chakna chahata hu
Isliye toh SIR
Main Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu"


Ab mastar sahab ka ghussa pahocha saatve aasman  par
Bole siva ladkiya ghumane ke kya kiya imraan ne

"Sir ladkiyon ke peeche ghumana koi aasan kaam nahi
Varna baday POWERFUL logo ka hota ye anjaam nahi
Kya nahi jaante aap AMERICA ke PURV-RASHTRAPATI ko
kaise prapt huay, MONICA ka chakkar mein, Veergati ko
BADAL gaya captain desh ka, SAURAV NAGMA ke chakkar mein
CRICKET khelna bhul gaya woh naye khel ke chakkar main
Meri itni baaton ka matlab bilkul seedha hai
kaabiliyat mein IMRAAN HASHMI, bill clinton ka bhi baap hai
MAIN bhi ek demanded aur kabil aadmi banana chhata hu
Isliye toh SIR
Main Imraan Hashmi banana chahata hu"

Boondein

Kabhi safed si os me chuchaap si so jaati hain boondein
Kabhi aankhon ke paani me chhup kar rulati hain boondein
Kuch log kehte hain ki jhoot hai ye magar
Har waqt har pal mera saath nibhaati hain boondein

Aksar khamoshi ki awaaz me kuch kehti hain
Har ek dard ko khud me samet kar khush rehti hain
Har lamha beet ta hai ek arse jaisa
Aur har arse me jane kya kya seh jaati hain boondein

Jab sari sari raat neend nahi aati hai
Jab koi khwahish khuli aankhon me sapne le aati hai
Aur wo sapne jab sach hone ko hote hain
Tab khushiyaan ban kar aankhon se beh jaati hain boondein

Na jaane kya kuch apne me samet ti hain boondein
Upar se nahi kehti bass andar se dekhti hain boondein
Jab koi nahi deta do kadam ka saath bhi
Us waqt mere saath akeli reh jaati hain boondein